Flackbips

I've never done a backflip.  I don't think I ever will.  I'll still sleep at night.

You deserve a cookie.  At least, that's what the EU says:  Accept the cookie!

Or not.  I never do.  Just ignore the little notice at the bottom of the screen.

Why is it called a cookie?  I'm not going to look it up.  

I lied.

According to the random website I just visited, cookies are called cookies because they carry small bits of text, like a fortune cookie.  Wikipedia disagrees.  It says they're 'magic cookies'.  Whatevs.

Okay.  I'm done.  Goodnight.

I lied again.  I'm getting good at that.  Getting.  That's funny.