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Occasionally, when I haven't seen someone in a very long time, they'll say something like, "You haven't changed in 20 years." I used to take it as a compliment, until I realized ugly doesn't age.

Think about it. If you'd seen an Elephant Man 20 years ago, you'd probably not be able to tell the difference if you saw him again today. Unattractive dudes don't age, we just get closer to death.

This only holds true for men, though. If someone tells a woman she hasn't aged, it means they still find her attractive. Us guys, though... To us that might very well mean, "You're still ugly, man."