Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Randomness at 80+MPH

If you're doing 80mph in a 45, you should almost never expect to be passed. Especially not by broken down looking 4 door sedans. That happened to me today. 2 cars passed me as if I was sitting still. They must've been doing 100mph. In a 45. And I was on my motorcycle. Two raggedy old family cruisers.

I'm an honest person. Sometimes brutally, and sometimes pitifully. But at least I'm honest. Is honesty a weakness? Sometimes, I feel people perceive it to be that way. I don't, though. Everybody lies, or tells a fib from time to time. I'm not saying I always tell the truth... I just try to do so. It's really harder to be honest.


Anonymous sw said...

But you were standing still... don't you remember?

Geesh... the big, fat birds, the cabbie, the cartoon you-know-whats. *laughing*

Perhaps it was those pesky aliens, they run those lines and then it's all, "Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. You know your perception is completely fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight."


9:42 AM  
Blogger Tonewah said...

At least they weren't big fat babies with long sharp fangs, trying to eat my brains.

And the fat guy falling off the truck, gurgling and cawing as he screams at the driver to stop.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous sw said...

He was behind you. =)

Myspace is down.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous james said...

God you guyz had a acid trip without me damn wheres the love in that..

1:51 AM  
Anonymous sw said...

That would be a neuro-chemical imbalance x2.

I'm pretty balanced. =)

Tony, are you balanced?

3:28 PM  
Blogger Tonewah said...

I can't say that I have any equilibrium problems. Then again, I'm crazy as a loon.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous sw said...

Yeah, I don't think unbalanced people typically admit their unbalancenessless.

Ha! I make up words, too, Mr. Andrews.

12:08 PM  
Blogger Tonewah said...

I don't guess you have to admit a balance problem if you're falling all over the place.

8:52 AM  

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