Wednesday, June 21, 2006


I watched a movie last night that may be the worst cinematic experience I've ever had. It's called 'Phobic'. It makes 'Hide and Creep' look like a big-budget blockbuster. At first, Jamie and I were doing the Mystery Science Theater 3000 thing. But even MST3K antics weren't enough to make the movie interesting. So I set the DVD player to 2x speed, and we started doing dialogue for the characters. At double speed. That made it much better. I laughed until I almost peed. If you ever have to watch this movie, say, if someone is torturing you, play it at double speed and make squeaky tape-going-too-fast noises. It's the only way you'll survive.