Wednesday, June 21, 2006

PHOBIC

I watched a movie last night that may be the worst cinematic experience I've ever had. It's called 'Phobic'. It makes 'Hide and Creep' look like a big-budget blockbuster. At first, Jamie and I were doing the Mystery Science Theater 3000 thing. But even MST3K antics weren't enough to make the movie interesting. So I set the DVD player to 2x speed, and we started doing dialogue for the characters. At double speed. That made it much better. I laughed until I almost peed. If you ever have to watch this movie, say, if someone is torturing you, play it at double speed and make squeaky tape-going-too-fast noises. It's the only way you'll survive.

8 Comments:

Anonymous james said...

Yeah the way we did it was all like "dsklfjsldfjsdlfjsdl;fjwifjjf 2jf squeek squeek sdafkjsdflkjsdflksdjflskdjfslkdfjlsdkfjsldkfj squeek squeek" lol thats the best way i know how to put that shit in words damnit

10:04 AM  
Blogger Tonewah said...

Well said.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous sw said...

I apologize to the both of you.

*laughter ensues*

3:42 PM  
Anonymous sw said...

I apologize to the both of you.

*laughter ensues*

3:52 PM  
Anonymous james said...

Anit no need of saying your sorry now that movie has warped my fragile lil mind lol

1:49 AM  
Anonymous sw said...

Looks like you will only need a little pint mason jar for this one, Tony.

12:12 PM  
Blogger Tonewah said...

lol, that's mean.

5:22 PM  
Anonymous sw said...

He said it!

Not me. *halo appears*

11:27 AM  

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