In The Know

Listening to internet news entertains with a schizoid fervor.  Internet reality bears no noticeable resemblance to the real world.  Nothing seems believable.

Keeping up with the news is like playing a VR game with random current events personified as alien characters.  Even factual items have to be unmasked like some Scooby Doo villain.  Don't believe anything you hear and very little of what you see.