Train Tropes

It's a trap! It's always a trap. Even if you choose not to choose you've fallen into a trap. The track doesn't matter. They all lead to the end of the line.

The frame rate of life decreases with age. Before I know it, the world will be a flickering 1920's silent film. Will our hero make it in time to rescue the Dastardly Whiplash's next victim? Will he wind up face down in a coal car? Find out next week...