Cap'n Howdy

So close to Halloween, I thought I'd do some automatic typing. I'll just put my hands on the keyboard, close my eyes, and let it happen. Here goes:

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Ok, that didn't work.

Maybe I'm not focused enough. Let me remove any potential distractions and try again... Okay, here we go, again:

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Oh, well. I tried. Maybe not hard enough, maybe too hard.

Nay, I know not what I'm doing. Wait...