Weirdo in the Window

Most dudes only look at their reflection when they brush their teeth and when they wash their hands at a faucet in front of a mirror. Other than that, we have pretty much no idea what we look like. We don't have any mirrors with multiple angles. We don't know what we look like from the side or at weird angles. We'll accidentally see someone in a window or reflective surface, somewhere, and ask, "Who is that homeless-lookin' weirdo? Oh, it's me."