Nutty

We're all crazy. Every one of us. It's so absurd.

People hate to be called crazy. Especially when they are. That really sets off the crazy.

There are facets to crazy. Folks who have more of their crazy facets facing you look more insane, but they're probably no crazier than any of the rest of us. When someone is violent or nonsensical, it's obvious they're crazy. Those facets aren't always so well-lit, though.

It's those dark-side-of-the-moon types that'll really get ya. They draw you in like the smell of fresh cookies. So deliciously insane. Even though you know somethin' ain't right, you just have to know what kind of nuts went into making that flavor of crazy.