Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Tired of the Hump

Since about the middle of last year, I've been hearing this goofy-ass song talkin' about 'humps'. It's by the 'Black Eyed Peas', a sub-genre urban niche group that's been around for a while, but only began to garner commercial success in the last few years. I was trying to figure out if this was a joke song. You know, like the 'Thong Song'. I mean, the lyrics say, "My lovely lady lumps..." how can you possibly take that seriously? It sounds as if it came from the mouth of a mentally handicapped person. 'My hump, my hump, my hump'... It would be different if they had a new name for butt. But 'hump' has always been slang for buttocks, as far as I can remember. 'Bustin' my hump.' I can't believe there are human beings out there that listen to this and think, "Wow, I like this song!"

I'm sure the Black-eyed Peas have paid their dues to get where they are. Adding a somewhat attractive girl to their lineup didn't hurt, either. But, good-grief, I can't take hearing it much more. I wish someone would put the Black-eyed Peas in a pot and boil their asses. And throw that damn hump in there with 'em.


Anonymous sw said...

Glad you included the 'hump' with the peas. It'll be like pork, for flavor.

2:09 PM  
Blogger Tonewah said...


2:25 PM  

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