Top 5

Top 5 Reasons to Ignore Top 5 Lists:

1. They're arbitrary.  Someone just sat down and thought that list up.  They were probably just trying to think of something to write.

2. Life doesn't reside in a list.  Most of the world is subjective enough that one person's top 5 may not even make your top 1000.

3. Five is lazy.  Why stop at five?

4. It discriminates against people who've lost, or were born without, digits.  How are they going to count them without 5 fingers on that hand?

5. Don't.  They can be entertaining.  Not this one, though.