Regret Me

What is it with self-denial? You could do or have anything you want, if you didn't know the guilt from doing so would violently rip all the scabs off of every guilty little wound from your past. You never forgive yourself for even the smallest slip-up. Even the little tinge of envy that comes from seeing others with apparently no cares in the world makes you feel as though you've done something wrong.

Little guilty pleasures never add up to enough, anyway. Save it up for one big thing. Do something you'll really regret. After that, all the small stuff starts to seem inconsequential.