Happy Valentine's Day

Today we celebrate St. Valentine's Day. The tragedy of a martyred priest is such a wonderful thing to commemorate with that special someone. It's supposedly the anniversary of either his death or funeral. Somehow, that makes the day seem cooler to me. We're a bunch of hairless apes using the legendary death of a religious leader, that may or may not have even lived, to show our affection to our loved ones. That's intelligence for ya.