Candy Cup and Words that Rhyme with Orange

There's a red plastic cup holding tablet-shaped hard candies sitting on the coffee table.  It keeps feeding me candy.  Handfuls at a time.

I don't mind.  My sweet tooth likes crunching them up.  I suspect my organs mind, but they're not the boss of me.  

Yet.

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Who, or what, reads this, I don't know.  Maybe AI is.  Poor AI.  

There's still candy in the cup.  I think I've had enough, though.  My breath is starting to taste like candy.