Saturday, March 04, 2023

Hard Candy

Can't I just have a box of Nerds?  Or maybe some regular Sprees?  Why has everything gone soft over the last 30 years?

No, this isn't new.  There have been 'chewy' versions of everything for years.  Teeth have been gummed up from just trying to eat candy for a while, now.

Now, though, finding the original versions of these candies is next to impossible.  You have to go on the internet to find them.  What happened to candy sections of stores?

Then, you want to get the best deal online.  That requires buying in bulk.  Buying in bulk means millions of calories of candy.  I accept your terms.