Doing the Dew in the AM

Got in the fridge to get some breakfast, earlier.  There, unmolested, was a Mountain Dew bottle.  2 full liters.  

"Maybe the Dew would be better than coffee," I thought.

Now, over an hour later, I sit... craving coffee.

Mountain Dew definitely has a caffeine kick.  It's too sweet for morning, though.  There's a Dew aftertaste, too, that probably comes from morning mouth mixing with sugar.  Gross.