Saturday, February 05, 2022

Smells Like Morning

Every house should smell like coffee and bacon in the morning.  Mine typically only gets that on the weekend.  Coffee consumption occurs daily, but the bacon... not so much... for some sort of vague health reasons.  Today it does, though.

According to some of the oldest people who've ever lived, bacon every day kept the doctor away.  As a matter of fact, I don't recall seeing any centenarians who've claimed clean living got them there.  Along with all the bacon eaters, there's the guy who ate donuts every day, the little old lady who drank a shot of whiskey every day, and the New Jersey woman who lived to 122 by drinking wine and smoking cigarettes.

I love bad advice from old people.