Monday, July 31, 2006

I Spanked the Monkey

Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. Your wishes came true.

I had a great birthday weekend. Lots of cool presents. Among the coolest gifts I got were an inflatable monkey that makes noise when you squeeze him (or spank him), a toy elephant, a weeble-wobble penguin, a chinese calligraphy set, and a cut-out crab (who now resides on my fridge).

I had homemade pizza and Dr. Pepper for supper on my bday. Afterwards, Slingblade was watched. Karl Childers said it best, "I'm glad of it, you was born."


Anonymous sw said...


"I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Never mind the man who contemplates doin' away with license plates. He stands alone, anyhow, bakin' the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat vent. Leavin' his soul!" Then like in poetry I go dot-dot-dot, you know, kinda off center, then I drop down and then I go: "Leavin' his soul! And partin' the waters of the medulla oblongata of - -brrrrrr! - -mankind!" That was a damn good song, wasn't it Doyle?

P.S. "I pinch."

3:54 PM  
Anonymous will wurk 4 beer said...

We anit got no fuckin band randy we don't need to pratice!!!

10:27 AM  
Blogger Tonewah said...

If ya'll don't shut up, I think I'm gonna go outta my mind. Besides, ole' Karl here's liable to bust a spring; he's already off-balance.

11:18 AM  
Anonymous will wurk 4 beer said...

Hey i wanna start a religon called hardgraveism if that makes any sense

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Cindy said...

lots of animals..monkey and elephant...jungle fever lol Glad it was a good birthday!

9:38 AM  
Blogger Tonewah said...

lol... Thanks Cindy.

1:27 PM  

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