I Spanked the Monkey

Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. Your wishes came true.

I had a great birthday weekend. Lots of cool presents. Among the coolest gifts I got were an inflatable monkey that makes noise when you squeeze him (or spank him), a toy elephant, a weeble-wobble penguin, a chinese calligraphy set, and a cut-out crab (who now resides on my fridge).

I had homemade pizza and Dr. Pepper for supper on my bday. Afterwards, Slingblade was watched. Karl Childers said it best, "I'm glad of it, you was born."