Monday, May 22, 2006

Will Work/F$%# for Beer

Jamie and I did a little social experiment to see if anyone would stop and give us beer. It was Sunday in a county with blue laws banning the sale of alcohol on Sundays. What better thing to do? His sign originally said "Will wurk (sp) for beer." No one stopped. No one even looked at him.

Then, he changed the sign to read, "Will Fuck for beer" In less than a second, a black lady driving a truck stopped. She didn't have any beer. We thanked her for stopping, sent her on her way, and ended the experiment. That was too scary, and it was hot as a mofo, so we decided to go drink Pepsi instead.


Anonymous sw said...

1) This looks like the beginning of a bad horror/porno flick.

2) I don't give money, although I would have probably went and bought the guy a sandwich... and then, from a VERY safe distance, tossed the bag to him.

3) That is not an attractive look for your friend.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous sw said...

4) I bet if you had written "Roll Tide" on there, your results would have been better.

10:39 AM  
Blogger Tonewah said...

It's all true... we wanted him to look as rough as possible. BUT...
He has on my old ALABAMA U of A cap! So, number 4 has been all but disproven! ALL HAIL SCIENCE!

10:46 AM  
Anonymous will wurk 4 beer said...

I agree it's not a very good look from me. But the outcome is good, so all in all i think if alot of us did this on sundayz they'd lift the ban on booze sundayz

11:52 AM  
Anonymous will wurk 4 beer said...

the weird thing is bout sw's 1st comment we were actually talking bout makeing a horror flick sunday

11:54 AM  
Anonymous sw said...

It's a talent.

12:34 PM  
Blogger Tonewah said...

This, also, is true. We WERE talking about making a horror movie. But not porn.

If SW had come by, you woulda had a sandwich, though! But no booze.

At least you were honest about it. You didn't say you wanted food, you said you wanted BEER. That's to be commended, in my book.

12:35 PM  
Anonymous sw said...

I'll second that. Honesty is always the best policy. I mean, if we all went around with labels such as "serial killer about to attack please give me a reason to snap" - we could eliminate a lot of the world's problems.

The truth shall set you free...

Of course, it makes you wonder... what label would you have? And is there truly a t-shirt big enough to contain all of these words?

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Cindy said...

OH...I agree with sw..Horror/porno

6:25 PM  
Blogger Tonewah said...

LMAO... horror/porno. That's right!

Snuff film. Die, Jamie, die.

7:20 PM  
Anonymous will wurk for beer said...

Hey why is it me that's gotta die? I'm tired of diein let's get someone else for a change any suggestions??

10:59 AM  
Anonymous sw said...

I offer myself, for the creative integrity of the piece. I can wear clothes, right?

11:01 AM  
Anonymous sw said...

I offer myself, for the creative integrity of the piece. I can wear clothes, right?

11:01 AM  
Anonymous will wurk 4 beer said...

it's up to you but it would make a bigger impact if you was dressed all bummy lol

11:44 AM  
Blogger Tonewah said...


11:48 AM  
Anonymous cindy said...

I agree, lots of bum, lol

4:37 PM  

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