Sunday, February 12, 2006

Dick Sprays Lawyer, Molly Gets Pounded

I just learned that Vice President Dick Chaney shot a man while hunting this morning. He sprayed him with bird shot. I know he hates that. I bet he wishes he had shot himself instead. So do we.

LMAO as I was writing this, Ivan Cabrerra, the weatherman for Fox News, told Molly Heninburg that the storm system of frozen precipitation currently hitting the east coast was headed her way. He then said, "Molly, you're about to get pounded with 2 or 3 inches... *stutter* of *stutter* accumulation." He looked so funny as he realized what he was saying. OMG that was funny!

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