Thursday, August 12, 2004

Heavy Sit

If you become a cyborg when you are part human, part computer, what are you when you become half-couch, half-human>? This woman could've enlightened us all, had she not DIED.

I'm for calling it 'Couchub'.

How are they gonna bury this lady? In a moving van? Will they just set her out on the curb for the trash collector? That's mean to say, but man, 6 years on the couch without getting up... I'm sorry. There has to be a point where you think, "I've gotta get up". The first time I crapped myself woulda been a clue. I wonder what she thought? "I'll get up and clean this crap off myself tomorrow"? Man.