Infernal Rip-off Service
I got my bonus check the other day. After taxes, it was only $821 and some-odd cents. How can the GOV take that much money? How the heck does it take 18% of a person's money, right off the top? That's insane!
The IRS is a crooked, evil entity. Not to mention ILLEGAL according to our own constitution! You know the funny part? They think they're RIGHT! If I hear another idiot say, "How would the government run if we didn't pay income taxes?" I think I might kill myself. And the IRS wants you to buy into that. Heck, if you did away with the IRS, and it's bloated $8 Billion+ budget, you'd begin to eliminate a need for the IRS, anyway!
And the benefit of the doubt ALWAYS goes to the IRS. If you file a tax return, and put a deduction for something you bought, but didn't keep the receipt for it, in an audit, you'd be found guilty of defrauding the government! Those greedy bastards!
I hate the IRS. I've ALWAYS paid taxes, probably MORE than even the 'tax code' calls for me to do, because the tax 'regulations' are confusing, and I'd rather err on the side of 'not go to prison' than 'go to federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison'. If I got audited, they'd probably owe ME money. They're like the big guy who borrows money from you, and then laughs at you when you ask when he's going to pay it back. No, they're like organized crime. They're like the mob. Only dirtier because they pretend to be on the up-and-up.
The IRS is a crooked, evil entity. Not to mention ILLEGAL according to our own constitution! You know the funny part? They think they're RIGHT! If I hear another idiot say, "How would the government run if we didn't pay income taxes?" I think I might kill myself. And the IRS wants you to buy into that. Heck, if you did away with the IRS, and it's bloated $8 Billion+ budget, you'd begin to eliminate a need for the IRS, anyway!
And the benefit of the doubt ALWAYS goes to the IRS. If you file a tax return, and put a deduction for something you bought, but didn't keep the receipt for it, in an audit, you'd be found guilty of defrauding the government! Those greedy bastards!
I hate the IRS. I've ALWAYS paid taxes, probably MORE than even the 'tax code' calls for me to do, because the tax 'regulations' are confusing, and I'd rather err on the side of 'not go to prison' than 'go to federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison'. If I got audited, they'd probably owe ME money. They're like the big guy who borrows money from you, and then laughs at you when you ask when he's going to pay it back. No, they're like organized crime. They're like the mob. Only dirtier because they pretend to be on the up-and-up.
posted by Tonewah at 8:48 AM
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