Tuesday, August 17, 2004

'Shrooms

This is why you don't do drugs. I wish I had a nickel for of all the news items I've read about people doing stupid things while they're high. I'd have a bunch of nickels, I tell you.

SURE, go ahead and eat a fungus that grows on cow crap. That's real intelligent. What happened? You woke up naked and cut up like shredded cheese on some guys couch? Say you did that after you thought your truck's windsheild was a porthole to another dimension and climbed through it? No, really? Wow. Surprise, surprise.